Sleazy Greetings - Smells Like The Shitters Full - Funny Candle 8oz Soy Wax

Add a unique, laugh-out-loud item to your shelves with our 100% Soy Wax Funny Candles, each hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania—right in the heart of Amish country. These 8oz, USA-made candles boast a rustic, artisanal look and a generous 40+ hour burn time, ensuring lasting enjoyment. Each candle is labeled with cheeky, hilarious text that customers can’t resist, making them perfect gifts for friends, family, and anyone with a sense of humor. Made with 100% soy wax, these candles burn cleanly and naturally, appealing to eco-conscious buyers looking for high-quality, USA-made products. Scent: Smells like a fresh-cut Christmas tree—crisp blue spruce with hints of cedar, clove, and fir. Like hiking through a winter forest without the frostbite! - 100% soy wax, eco-friendly 8oz candles - Hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, USA - Rustic look with a humorous twist to grab attention - Long-lasting 40+ hour burn time - Unique, funny text on each candle makes them ideal gifts